| The Advertisement | The Program |
| Uniondale, NY | |||
| Match #1 | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff | DRAW | "Magnificent" Don Muraco w/Mr. Fuji |
via Countout (4:58) |
| Notes: . | |||
| Match #2 - WWF Intercontinental Championship | |||
| "Macho Man" Randy Savage Champion w/Miss Elizabeth |
def. | George "The Animal" Steele Challenger |
via Pinfall (7:07) |
| Notes: Macho put his feet on the ropes to get the win over Steele. | |||
| Match #3 | |||
| Jake "The Snake" Roberts | def. | George Wells | via Pinfall (3:04) |
| Notes: After the DDT and 1-2-3, Roberts gave Wells the snake treatment. | |||
| Match #4 - Boxing Match | |||
| Mr. T w/Joe Frazier |
def. | "Rowdy" Roddy Piper w/Lou Duva, Bob Orton |
via DQ (13:19) |
| Notes: In the 4th round, Piper was disqualified when he bodyslammed Mr. T. Joan Rivers was the guest ring announcer, and Herb was the guest timekeeper. Judges were Darryl Dawkins, Cab Calloway, and G.Gordon Liddy. | |||
| Chicago, IL | |||
| Match #5 - WWF Women's Championship | |||
| Fabulous Moolah Champion |
def. | Velvet McIntyre Challenger |
via Pinfall (0:54) |
| Notes: | |||
| Match #6 | |||
| Corporal Kirchner | def. | Nikolai Volkoff w/Fred Blassie |
via Pinfall (1:34) |
| Notes: Kirchner intercepted Blassie's cane, and used it to get the win. | |||
| Match #7 - 20-Man Battle Royal | |||
| Andre the Giant | def. | King Tonga, Jim Covert, Ernie Holmes, Jim Brunzell, Tony Atlas, Harvey Martin, Pedro Morales, Ted Arcidi, Dan Spivey, Hillbilly Jim, B.Brian Blair, Bill Fralic, Iron Sheik, Bruno Sammartino, William Perry, Big John Studd, Russ Francis, Jim Neidhart, Bret Hart | (9:11) |
| Notes: Contestants listed in order of elimination. Guest timekeeper was Claire Peller (Where's the beef?), and guest referees were Dick Butkus and Ed "Too Tall" Jones. I could actually watch the tape and see who was eliminated at what time, just as I do the Royal Rumble, but I don't feel like it. | |||
| Match #8 - WWF World Tag Team Championship | |||
| "The British Bulldogs" (Dynamite Kid & Davey Boy Smith) Challengers w/Lou Albano and Ozzy Osborne |
def. | "The Dream Team" (Greg Valentine & Brutus Beefcake) Champions w/Johnny Valiant |
via Pinfall (12:00) |
| Notes: -TITLE CHANGE- Smith pinned Valentine. | |||
| Los Angeles, CA | |||
| Match #9 | |||
| Ricky Steamboat | def. | Hercules | via Pinfall (7:32) |
| Notes: | |||
| Match #10 | |||
| "Adorable" Adrian Adonis w/Jimmy Hart |
def. | Uncle Elmer | via Pinfall (3:02) |
| Notes: | |||
| Match #11 | |||
| Terry & Hoss Funk w/Jimmy Hart |
def. | Junk Yard Dog & Tito Santana | via Pinfall (11:42) |
| Notes: Terry pinned JYD. | |||
| Match #12 - Steel Cage Match | |||
| Hulk Hogan | def. | King Kong Bundy | via Pinfall (10:16) |
| Notes: Hulk climbed out. Tommy Lasorda was the guest ring announcer, Ricky Schroeder was the guest timekeeper, and Rob Conrad was the guest referee. | |||
| Commentary: | Vince McMahon and Susan St. James (NY), Gorilla Monsoon, Gene Okerlund, and Cathy Lee Crosby (CHI), Jesse Ventura, Elvira, and Lord Alfred Hayes (LA)
w/Ernie Ladd |
|---|---|
| Ring Announcer: | Howard Finkel, Chet Coppock, some other guy |
| National Anthem: | Ray Charles (America the Beautiful) |
| Celebrities: | Mr. T (actor), Joan Rivers (comedian), Herb (Burger King spokesman), Darryl Dawkins (former NBA star), Cab Calloway (musician), G.Gordon Liddy (political figure), Dick Butkus (NFL), Ed Jones (NFL), Ernie Ladd (NFL/WWF), Ozzy Osborne (musician), Susan St. James (actress), Cathy Lee Crosby (actress), Elvira (actress), Tommy Lasorda (baseball great), Ricky Schroeder (actor), Rob Conrad (actor) |
| Referees/Officials: | Various old men |