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January 8, 2006 - Albany, New York
Pepsi Center

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Heat Match
Chavo Guerrero def. Gene Snitsky via Pinfall (4:19)
Notes: Gene dominated early, using his power. Chavo battled back with many dropkicks to the pervert's knees, and ended up finishing Snitsky off with the Frog Splash.

Match #1 - WWE Intercontinental Championship
Ric Flair
def. Edge
via DQ (7:16)
Notes: Flair tossed Edge to the outside, and ended up putting the Figure Four on Lita. Edge grabbed his briefcase and nailed Flair with it, splitting him open. The good: Flair was left a bloody mess. The bad: Flair's lousy reign continues.

Match #2 - WWE Women's Championship
Trish Stratus
def. Mickie James
via Pinfall (7:20)
Notes: Probably one of the better women's matches in some time, but that isn't really saying all that much. Mickie has potential, though.

Match #3
Jerry "The King" Lawler def. Gregory Helms via Pinfall (9:32)
Notes: What they need to do with Helms here, is to have him become a jerk. OK, that is done. And now he should become, "Evil Hurricane." Instead of green, have his outfit become red. And then we can eventually have a Hurricane vs. Evil Hurricane bout just like in Superman III. OK, not one of my better ideas. But have him become an ass, and then eventually he will see someone getting beat up, and then he will look down, and tear open his shirt to reveal the "H" logo. This feud reminds me too much of when Lawler feuded with Tazz.

Match #4
Triple H def. The Big Show via Pinfall (16:12)
Notes: Triple H ended up tearing the cast off of Big Show's hand, and really went to work on it. Big Show was in tremendous pain, but battled on. When the ref was knocked down, Triple H brought out the sledge, but Big Show broke it in half. Trips ended up hitting Big Show with the broken sledge, and then connected with the Pedigree.

Match #5
Shelton Benjamin
w/Mama Benjamin
def. Viscera via Pinfall (7:49)
Notes: Earlier in the night, Viscera hit on Shelton's Mama. She didn't like it too much, and called Viscera to the ring. Man, is Shelton's Mama an annoying woman. They need to get rid of her. She hit Vis with her purse, and it was later revealed that she had a brick in it.

Match #6 - Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match
Ashley Massaro def. Victoria
Maria Kanellis
Torrie Wilson
Candice Michelle
Mae Young

w/Fabulous Moolah
via Pinfall (11:02)
Notes: Maria started off with Candice and quickly declothed her. Maria defeated Torrie. Victoria defeated Maria, but then had to go against Mae Young. Mae Young and Moolah came down again and Mae took her clothes off. Sickening. I don't even know if they were officially part of the match. But Victoria attacked Mae, and ended up with her shirt torn off. Then when she went for the Widow's Peak on Ashley, Ashley rolled through and pulled off Victoria's pants. I think Ashley's music was dubbed. I'm pretty sure she still had that Diva Search theme song. Anyway, she took her clothes off in celebration.

Match #7 - WWE World Heavyweight Championship - Elimination Chamber Match
John Cena
def. Kurt Angle
Shawn Michaels
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters

via Pinfall (:)
Notes: Another bad fan reaction to "The Champ," who came to the ring looking like he was about to cry. HBK and Cena started out. Carlito entered at 4:03 and went to work on Cena, much to the delight of the crowd. And when Cena fought back the crowd booed. Kurt entered at 8:15, and dished out the suplexes. Masters entered at 12:15. Angle had Cena in the anklelock when that idiot Michaels superkicked him and pinned him at 13:58. Carlito and Masters double-teamed Kane, and laid him out pretty good. Carlito pinned Kane and Masters threw himself on the pile for good measure at 19:24. Carlito took out HBK solo and pinned him at 23:35. Masters locked Cena in the Masterlock as Carlito watched on. Carlito saw his chance. He hit Masters with a low blow and rolled him up for the pin at 28:15. Cena then rolled up the gloating Carlito and pinned him at 28:22 for the win. Retarded. OK match. I liked the fact that they ended up with the younger guys, but they didn't have enough time to work.

Match #8 - WWE World Heavyweight Championship
def. John Cena
via Pinfall (1:47)
Notes: -TITLE CHANGE- Cena was barely announced as the winner of the Elimination Chamber match when Vince McMahon's music hit. He said the night was not over and had the cage raised, and also congratulated John Cena for winning, to which a good chunk of the crowd booed. Vince then went on to say that Edge was cashing in his Money in the Bank title shot. Edge and Lita came out and Edge finally handed over that damn briefcase. The match began, and after a few punches and two spears, Cena was toast. YES!

Commentary:Joey Styles, Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Jonathan Coachman (RAW)
w/Todd Grisham, Maria Kanellis
Spanish: Carlos Cabrera, Hugo Savinovich
Ring Announcer:Lilian Garcia
Referees/Officials:Mike Chioda, Mickie Hensen, Jack Doan, Chad Patton, Mark Yeaton, Chairman Vince McMahon, etc.

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