| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: John Cena finally adjusts Randy Orton's attitude. |
| 12 |
Jerk of the Month: William Regal defends himself and his personal goond squad. |
| 14 |
Dial Tunes: Turn your work phone into an entrance theme generator. |
| 18 |
Santino Marella Q&A: In English or Italian, Santino's sense of humor translates. |
| 26 |
You Got the Mic: A whole section devoted just to you! |
| WATCH IT! |
| 28 |
Calendar: It's a new year, and 2010's going to rock. Here's the proof. |
| 34 |
Rumble Rundown: Who's going to win the 2010 Royal Rumble? We studied the biggest names, pored over their stats, and punched the
data into a supercomputer. The results are in... |
| 36 |
Fantasy Warfare: If time and physics weren't a factor, this Elimination Chamber Match would be the most sadistic of all time. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 38 |
Cash For Questions: The All-American American Jack Swagger answers fans' probing questions about Beefaroni, dinosaurs and Harry Potter, with a smile. |
| 40 |
The Stables & Factions Quiz: Are you a team player or a lone wolf? |
| 42 |
Debating Divas: The incomparably beautiful Eve and Layla debate the nuances of relationships, right before Melina separates the hot from the not. |
| ON THE ROAD |
| 44 |
Most Valuable Roadster: Our in-house team of automotive experts trick out a 560hp bright-red, ballin' blacktop burner for MVP to cruise around the 305! |
| 46 |
Totally Diesel!: The Audi A3 TDI and VW Jetta TDI Cup Edition diesel-fueled cars are mean and green. |
| 48 |
What's In Your Travel Bag?: David Hart Smith spills out the contents of his carry-on. Turns out he likes the color pink. |
| FEATURES |
| 50 |
10 To Watch: Tomorrow's World Champions Today!: Who's going to be the next Superstar to ascend to greatness and hoist the top title
above his head? These young guns are all on a Championship trajectory. |
| 56 |
The Search For Parts Unknown: If you've ever wondered where the home of WWE's weirdest Superstars is located, we've got answers. Sort of. |
| 60 |
We Salute You, Captain: Celebrate the life and times of Lou Albano. |
| 62 |
30 Awesome Things to Make Your Holiday Rumble: If you don't desire everything on this list, then you clearly have an aversion
to awesomeness. |
| BODY SHOP |
| 70 |
Are You Working Out Wrong?: Build muscle and avoid injury by following our five-step plan, featuring Hornswoggle! |
| 72 |
Drink Water, Or Else!: Prevent early-onset arthritis, high blood pressure and memory loss with good ol' H20. |
| 74 |
How to Pull-Off the Pullover: Cody Rhodes shows you how to wear a sweater and still look cool. You don't want to look like Big Bully Busick, do you? |
| REVIEWS |
| 76 | Million Dollar Marine: Behind the scenes with Ted DiBiase on the set of The Marine 2. |
| 78 | Movies: Evan Bourne rates Sherlock Holmes and Avatar; Mr. Fuji chats about holiday classics! |
| 80 | Music: Alicia Fox rocks out to new tracks from Switchfoot and The Cribs; plus, Sheamus discusses the merits of U2. |
| 82 | Games: We put our social lives on pause to play Aion and LEGO Rock Band. |
| INSIDER |
| 84 |
Insider: We dole out awards to Superstars and Divas for 30 days of body-slamming cruelty. Also, complete results from Raw, SmackDown,
ECW, WWE Superstars and Hell in a Cell. |
| 94 |
The Bellas Q&A: Meet Raw's twins, Nikki and Brie. Or is it Brie and Nikki? |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: Matt Striker takes Hornswoggle to the movies, and provides precious little parental guidance. |