| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: John Cena manhandles Cody Rhodes. |
| 12 |
Boll-O-Rama: Germany's most outspoken director, Uwe Boll, contemplates a WWE career; From the WWE Magazine Vault: The
majesty of Virgil's magical onesie. |
| 13 |
Dye Hardy: Jeff takes us through his T-shirt designs. |
| 14 |
Natalya Q&A: SmackDown's third-gen Diva talks about life with "The Anvil." |
| 18 |
Punching the Clock: How we waste our work-month. |
| 19 |
Oh No You Ditn't: Damien Demento shames us all; Will the Real Jake Roberts Please Stand Up?: The WWE great slithers and
hisses against a fish biologist; WWE's Lost Video Treasure: Strange moments caught on tape! |
| 20 |
Jerk of the Month: The Miz in custody! |
| 21 |
Would You Buy This: Colin Delaney's busted "aieeeePhone"; Superstar Show & Tell: Natalya has a great figure. Several,
in fact!; Meet the Rejects: Covers that made The Chairman cry foul. |
| 22 |
Fast Times at WWE High: Cody Rhodes, everyone's BFF; 60 Seconds With...: Paul Burchill rails against life in the colonies. |
| 24 |
Sexy Superfan of the Month: Where on Earth were these girls when we were in high school? |
| 26 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, pictures and decent fan art. Plus, the "Did You Buy This?" winner! |
| WATCH IT! |
| 28 |
7 Lessons We Learned From Watching Unforgiven: WWE can be entertaining and educational. We show you why. |
| 30 |
Superfan Dream Come True: We show mercy to one desperate fan whose entire WWE memorabilia collection was lost to a flood. |
| 34 |
No Mercy's Lost Match: Relive this rarely seen main event, featuring three of WWE's best!; A Very Brief History of the Thumbs-
Up/Thumbs-Down: We bring you the truth behind Batista's signature hand gesture. |
| 35 |
Cyber Pranks: Make your coworkers' lives hell. |
| 36 |
Big Night: Impress your friends with these WWE Magazine-approved products. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 38 |
Divas Uncensored: Melina, Lena and Beth Phoenix give the relationship tips that'll help you score a hot date. |
| 40 |
The Ultimate WWE Bodyguards Quiz: Who's going to protect you from these 15 questions of enforcer-themed trivia? |
| 42 |
Cash For Questions: Cryme Tyme steals our mail bag! |
| 44 |
Everything You Wanted to Know About...Masks!: The truth about face coverings revealed. |
| ON THE ROAD |
| 46 |
American Muscle: John Cena unveils his 550hp mega-truck. |
| 48 |
Affordable Luxury: The Audi A4 and Hyundai Genesis are easy on the wallet, but heavy on the haul. |
| 49 |
What's In Your Travel Bag?: Hornswoggle empties his satchel and offers us a look at his mini-stuff. |
| FEATURES |
| 50 |
When The Animal Attacks!: Batista tears us, you and the entire Raw roster, a new one. No one is spared when the Animal is loosed. |
| 54 |
Tomorrow's WWE Superstars...Today!: An exclusive look inside sports-entertainment's official farm system, Florida Championship
Wrestling, where the future kings of the ring are being forged. |
| 58 |
La Belle Maryse: Mon dieu! The French-Canadian Diva is tres chaud! |
| 62 |
Hired Muscle: How do ring enforcers Bam Neely, Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder stack up against the bodyguards of yore? |
| BODY SHOP |
| 68 | Need a Spot?: Clean your yard and sculpt your muscles at the same time! |
| 70 | Jacket Up!: Lance Cade gets his own back by donning a few of the hottest fall jackets. |
| 72 | Grappling With...Sore Muscles: Tips for minimizing post-workout soreness. Featuring Colin Delaney! |
| 74 | Ask Mickie & Morrison: Our hygiene gurus solve all your personal grooming issues. |
| REVIEWS |
| 76 | Games: Guest Editor Cody Rhodes looks at Rock Band 2, Fable II, Left 4 Dead and other not new titles. |
| 80 | Movies: Reviews of Saw V, Zack and Miri Make a Porno and more releases, featuring Guest Editor Mr. Kennedy! |
| 82 | DVDs: Cryme Tyme raps about Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and South Park:
The Cult of Cartman. Plus, a Hell in a Cell DVD! |
| INSIDER |
| 84 |
Between the Ropes: The very best moments from the past month's matches and throwdowns; The Scoreboard: Raw, SmackDown,
ECW and PPV results. |
| 90 |
Matt Hardy Q&A: The elder Hardy brother speaks about his quest for Championship gold...and how he'd sacrifice Jeff to score it! |
| 92 |
Calendar: When will WWE hit your town to party down? |
| 93 |
Fantasy Warfare: John Cena fights Sgt. Slaughter in an all-American war! |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Answer correctly for a chance to win Natalya's autographed T-shirt. |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: Big Show's trip to a Greek diner turns into a harrowing tale of feta and fire. |