| BRAWL |
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| 10 |
By the Numbers: A badass battle royal breakdown. |
| 12 |
Sexy Superfan of the Month: Hot girls who actually talk to us! |
| 13 |
Amazing...But True: WWE's most forbidden moves; May We Speak to Triple H, Please?: Meet the other Triple H,
a mad chemist; The Animal vs. Animal: Muscle against muppet. |
| 14 |
Jerk of the Month: is none other than Hornswoggle. |
| 15 |
Your Lunch Money, Please: Matt Striker, younger, but still an ass; 60 Seconds With...: Funaki. Language is no barrier. |
| 18 |
10 Count: What the staff is diggin' on this month. |
| 20 |
3rd Grade Doodle Art: Future Rembrandts of the world take their skills to WWE. |
| 21 |
Would You Buy This?: Snitsky's scumming bubbles; Did You Buy This?: Eau de WWE--Venom cologne; Stand Up Guy: Jim Norton: The author and comic discusses bombing at Shane-O Mac's bachelor party. |
| 22 |
Kevin Thorn Q&A: ECW's misunderstood monster reveals more than his fangs. |
| 23 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: Meet the forgettable Aldo Montoya; From the Vault: Travel back to 1993; My Three Favorite Matches: Jerry "The King" Lawler's top moments. |
| 24 |
Head-Locks: Can you identify the action figure mullets? |
| 25 |
Mr. McMahon's Secret Stash: Heyman's riot gear; Meet the Rejects: Really, really bad cover ideas. |
| 26 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, pics and fan art. |
| BIG NIGHT |
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| 28 |
Feast and Furious: Build your ultimate WWE viewing party one piece at a time. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
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| 32 |
Cash For Questions: The Highlanders ransack our mailbox and answer your questions. |
| 34 |
Divas Uncensored: Three new Divas, same dirty thoughts. |
| 38 |
The Ultimate Masked Superstar Quiz: Can you unmask a perfect score? |
| 40 |
Under Maria's Hood: The new Volvo C30 and BMW M3. Plus, a gratuitous shot of Maria! |
| 42 |
How to do Everything: Learn how to bust ghosts, carve a pumpkin and protect your yard this Halloween. |
| 44 |
Everything You Wanted to Know About...Samoa: Learn all about the island Umaga would call "home," were he capable of speaking. |
| FEATURES |
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| 46 |
The Real Mr. Kennedy: We visit Green Bay to speak with the Superstar's mother and friends to find out why he's
so damn obnoxious. |
| 52 |
5-Finger Showdown: The WWE Superstars have run out of hand gestures. We aim to fix that with this open call for new ideas. |
| 54 |
Girl on the Mic: We sing the praises of Raw's resident songstress (and announcer), Lilian Garcia, whose new
album is coming soon! |
| 58 |
WWE: The Movie!: Who would play the Superstars and Divas on the big screen? We cast our votes. |
| BODY SHOP |
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| 64 | Need a Spot?: London & Kendrick double-team your double-gut. |
| 66 | How to Beat...Insomnia: 'Cause if you can't sleep, you can't dream of Torrie Wilson. |
| REVIEWS |
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| 68 | Games: Work your thumbs with Halo 3, John Woo Presents: Stranglehold, NHL 2K8, Crysis, Jackass: The Game and Dead Head Fred. |
| 72 | Music: Reviews of Foo Fighters, H.I.M., Chris Brown and Dropkick Murphys. |
| 73 | Papa Roach: Frontman Jacoby Shaddix shoots on rock and wrestling. |
| 76 | DVDs: Knocked Up, Family Guy: Volume 5, Babel, Smallville and Next. |
| 77 | Movies: Saw IV, The Heartbreak Kid, Hitman and We Own the Night. |
| 78 | The Condemned: Stone Cold faces off against the action genre's finest. |
| 79 | Gear: Check the V-moda Vibe Duo ear buds, Asus U1F ultraportable laptop, Hitachi 60-inch Director's Series plasma TV, Logitech QuickCam Pro and a washable Mouse. F'real. |
| INSIDER |
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| 80 |
Between the Ropes: Nitro goes Morrison, and Khali goes gold. |
| 82 |
The Sac: Dirty little WWE secrets. |
| 83 |
PPV Results: Hits, misses and moves from this year's Great American Bash. |
| 85 |
Tale of the Tape: Stats aplenty! |
| 88 |
MVP Q&A: The athletic Superstar calls his own plays. |
| 90 |
Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Arena Scout: HP Pavilion. |
| 91 |
Fantasy Warfare: Cade & Murdoch battle The Blackjacks in a redneck rumble. Souwee! |
| 92 |
PPV Preview--Unforgiven: A sampler of what you'll see this year. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Earn a chance to win Mr. Kennedy's shirt! |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: John Morrison takes us white water rafting. |
