| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: Edge and Cena's squaredance. |
| 12 |
Would You Buy This?: Deuce & Domino's pizza; Did You Buy This?: Fanny Pack-mania!; Star Sightings: ZZ Top. |
| 14 |
Doodle Page: In-ring action like you've never seen it. |
| 18 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: The Beverly Brothers; From the Vault: Return to 2000; My Three Favorite Matches: Daivari's picks. |
| 19 |
Mr. McMahon's Secret Stash: We raid WWE's Area 51. |
| 20 |
Sexy Superfan of the Month: Yes, there's hope for us all. |
| 21 |
Amazing But True: The Rockers, Tag Team champs?; May We Speak to the Sandman, Please?: Meet George Sandman, a hardcore icon to the elderly;
The Call: The phone call that changed Matt Hardy's life. |
| 22 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, signs and so-so artwork. |
| GRAPPLERS |
| 24 |
Carlito: tries to teach us the meaning of cool. |
| 26 |
Chavo Guerrero: remembers Eddie. |
| 28 |
CM Punk: recalls his straight-edge childhood; Super Crazy: speaks English for 60 seconds. |
| 30 |
Lashley: carries the weight of the world. |
| 32 |
Jimmy Snuka: discusses coconuts. |
| 34 |
Mr. Kennedy: is a first-rate jerk. |
| BIG NIGHT |
| 36 |
Feast and Furious: 12 things needed for the ultimate WWE screening party. |
| 40 |
Superstar Gaming Contest: Shelton Benjamin and Funaki slam sticks in Blades of Steel. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 42 |
Divas Uncensored: New Divas, same dirty thoughts. |
| 44 |
Cash For Questions: HOO-RAH! |
| 46 |
How to do Everything: Fight a rattlesnake, offend the world and shave your head, jackass. |
| 48 |
The Ultimate Stone Cold Quiz: Just how well do you know the Bionic Redneck? |
| FEATURES |
| 52 |
Stone Cold Steve Austin: The Rattlesnake speaks about The Condemned, Hollywood, and, yep, drinking beer. |
| 58 |
The Condemned Cheat Sheet: Stone Cold Cliffs Notes. |
| 60 |
Vinnie Jones: He was the Juggernaut, bitch. Now, he's gunning for Stone Cold. |
| 62 |
Madeleine West: The Condemned's leading lady. |
| 64 |
The 25 Most Badass Stone Cold Moments: Boy, it was tough narrowing these down! |
| BODY SHOP |
| 70 | Need a Spot?: Matt Hardy shows you how to work your back. |
| 72 | How to Treat a Bullet Wound: Don't croak when you eat lead. |
| REVIEWS |
| 74 | Games: Lord of the Rings Online; Formula One Championship Edition; Virtua Tennis 3; Earth Defense Force 2017; plus, plenty more! |
| 77 | Music: Reviews of The Used, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club and--cough--Avril Lavigne. And we find out what makes Jimmy Wang Yang's toes tap. |
| 78 | DVDs and Movies: Fletch: The Jane Doe Edition; The Drew Carey Show, 28 Days Later and a Clint Eastwood brouhaha. |
| 80 | Gear: JBL's On Air Control Wireless Speakers (no, not that JBL), the OCZ Equalizer Laser Mouse, the Asus W5fe Sideshow, the Blackberry 8800 and the water-resistant SwimMan iPod. |
| INSIDER |
| 82 |
Between the Ropes: Vince and the Donald put their 'dos on the line; Umaga chomps the championship gold. |
| 87 |
PPV Results: No Way Out; Tale of the Tape: Stat-mania! |
| 88 |
All Access: An Ashley Playboy signing attracts a lot of guys; Arena Scout: Houston's Toyota Center hosts ECW and SmackDown. |
| 89 |
Fantasy Warfare: Stone Cold tries to stomp a mudhole in John Cena. |
| 90 |
Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering...: Mike Awesome. |
| 91 |
Legends of the Brawl: WWE Hall of Fame's Class of 2007. |
| 92 |
Backlash: An in-depth preview of the PPV that's all about WrestleMania fallout. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Earn a chance to win Chavo Guerrero's spiffy beret! |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: Cade & Murdoch get some referee revenge. |