| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: Breaking down Joey Mercury's pummeled proboscis. |
| 11 |
Moment of Impact: Flash Funk's head is crushed like a can of Fresca. |
| 12 |
Would You Buy This?: MysteriOs!; Did You Buy This?: The Smoking Gunns' 25-gallon hats; Superfan
SmackDown: Whose WWE collection will reign supreme? |
| 13 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: TL Hopper plumbs the depths of idiocy; Amuse Us!: Mick Foley jests. |
| 14 |
My Three Favorite Matches: Chris Masters' top picks; Amazing, but True...: Bet you can't name the first
ECW champ; From the Vault: Return to WWE circa 1985. |
| 15 |
May We Speak to Jim Ross, Please?: Meet the other J.R., a salty sea captain from Rockledge, FL. |
| 18 |
Sexy Superfan of the Month: She's hot and loves WWE. No, you're not dreaming. |
| 22 |
Activity Corner: Look at the two pics and spot the errors, eagle eyes. |
| 24 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters and signs, and Jerry Lawler's artwork. |
| GRAPPLERS |
| 26 |
Jimmy Wang Yang: Meet the cowboy from the Wild, Wild East. |
| 28 |
Edge's Rap Sheet: Edge takes on the law and the law wins. |
| 30 |
Jeff Hardy: The highflier explains his love of Vanilla Ice. |
| 32 |
Johnny Nitro: Our jerk of the month is called on the red carpet. |
| BIG NIGHT |
| 34 |
Feast and Furious: 12 things to help you throw the ultimate WWE screening party. |
| 38 |
Superstar Gaming Contest: Paul London and Chris Masters go one-on-one in NBA Jam. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 40 |
Divas Uncensored: Are you a first-timer? Let our Divas guide you. |
| 42 |
Cash For Questions: CM Punk reads your letters, responds, remains entirely awesome. |
| 44 |
Under Maria's Hood: Cars that'll make the ladies swoon. |
| 46 |
The Ultimate Animal Quiz: How well do you know WWE's famous mascots of yesteryear? |
| 48 |
Genius Advice: Words of wisdom from a concussed Tommy Dreamer. |
| FEATURES |
| 50 |
Batista: The Exclusive WrestleMania Preview: The Animal jaws about the year's biggest event, and the most meaningful
match of his career. |
| 54 |
Solid Gold: A look back at the greatest belts of all time. |
| 56 |
101 Things Every Fan Should Do Before He Dies: Check off everything on this list before you ship off to that
squared circle in the sky. |
| 64 |
Unearthed: Vince's Secret Treasure Trove!: After years of searching, we finally find the fabled WWE warehouse. |
| BODY SHOP |
| 68 | Need a Spot?: Kenny Dykstra's lower body workout ensures that you look good
before you leap. |
| 70 | How to Treat A...Burn: MVP (and WWE's resident doctor) discuss treating fried
flesh. Hot jambalaya! |
| REVIEWS |
| 74 | Games: PS3's new racer, MotorSport, plus Bullet Witch, Sonic the Hedgehog and more! |
| 77 | Music: Reviews of Jesse Malin, Modest Mouse and Good Charlotte. We call Layla and ask,
"What's playing on your iPod?" |
| 78 | DVDs and Movies: First looks at Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and 300. And don't
miss Mr. Kennedy's three favorite DVDs of all time. |
| 80 | Gear: Editors test-drive the Toshiba Portege R400-S4931 and battle-ready Aliph
Jawbone headset. |
| INSIDER |
| 84 |
Between the Ropes: The Donald schools Rosie; Raw returns to Iraq. |
| 89 |
Tale of the Tape: Stat-o-rama! |
| 90 |
All Access: Shaq meets Dusty; Arena Scout: We travel to Mohegan Sun and lose our shirts. |
| 91 |
Fantasy Warfare: Batista and Brock Lesnar trade drubbings. |
| 92 |
Calendar: Find out when WWE is coming to your town; Remembering... Bam Bam Bigelow. |
| 93 |
The Night the Title Changed Hands: The Texas Tornado shocks Mr. Perfect; Beef of the Month: Ric Flair
fends off young whipper-snapper Kenny Dykstra. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Answer correctly and earn a chance to win a charcoal grill signed by Carlito. |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: The police get a slice of Regal pie. |