| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: Kevin Thorn devours CM Punk's sole. |
| 11 |
Moment of Impact: See how John Cena gets his kicks. |
| 12 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: Battle Kat; From the Vault: Valentine's Day bloodletting; My Three Favorite Matches:
Steamboat speaks. |
| 14 |
Urban Legends: Did Muhammad Ali really worship Gorgeous George?; Amuse Us!: Tazz gives good joke; WWE
Heat Meter: Will you get lucky this Valentine's Day? Or banished to the doghouse? |
| 15 |
May We Speak to Chris Masters, Please?: Meet the other Masterpiece, a hockey coach from Hopkinton, MA;
Mock Covers: Les Miz and "The Tissue Issue!" |
| 18 |
Female Superfan of the Month: Meet a hot chick who digs WWE. The existence of God is no longer up for debate. |
| 20 |
Would You Buy This?: Take a ride on US Flair; Did You Buy This?: Yes, the Sid Justice pillow exists! Are You Buying This?:
Fans reveal how they use WWE maneuvers in the bedroom. |
| 22 |
The World's Oldest Wrestler: We double dare you to call Gypsy Joe "Gramps.". |
| 23 |
Activity Page: Fold the page and see what fate awaits our Superstars. |
| 24 |
You Got the Mic: Your comments, complaints and disturbing artwork. |
| GRAPPLERS |
| 26 |
Umaga: grunts; Armando translates. |
| 28 |
Chris Benoit: takes us inside Stu Hart's "Dungeon." |
| 30 |
Mr. Kennedy: mocks his high school teachers. |
| 32 |
Dusty Rhodes: finally explains his birthmark. |
| 34 |
MVP: is our Jerk of the Month. |
| BIG NIGHT |
| 36 |
Feast and Furious: Stuff for throwing the best WWE bash on the block. |
| 40 |
Superstar Eating Contest: Tommy Dreamer vs. Trevor Murdoch--we crown the winner. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 42 |
Divas Uncensored: Michelle, Candice and Kelly Kelly school us on love. |
| 44 |
How To: Cut in line, win a rumble and pick up a smokin' MILF. |
| 46 |
Cash For Questions: Mickie James answers your insane fan mail. |
| 48 |
Under the Hood with Maria: The dazzling Diva shows guys how to ready a car for a first date. |
| 50 |
The Ultimate Diva Quiz: How well do you really know WWE's most beautiful? |
| 52 |
Genius Advice: Snitsky talks. We listen. |
| FEATURES |
| 54 |
Top Dog: Exclusive John Cena interview! Trust us, his bite is worse than his bark. |
| 58 |
By the Pound: The 15 greatest big men ever to squeeze through the ropes. |
| 62 |
Come on, Ref!: Raw's top referees spill the beans about life on the road. |
| 64 |
Tribute to the Troops: Experience WWE's return to Iraq through the eyes of guest photographer Sgt. Brian James Anderson. |
| BODY SHOP |
| 66 | Need a Spot?: Pop a 40 and check yo' Rollie. It's Cryme Tyme! |
| 68 | How to Treat...A Broken Nose: Candice gets her face rearranged. |
| 70 | Chill Out: The Edge of fashion. |
| REVIEWS |
| 74 | Games: Hands-on play with Lost Planet, NCAA March Madness 07 and more. |
| 77 | Music: New releases from Fall Out Boy, Nas and Bloc Party. |
| 78 | DVDs: "Hello, Clarice." It's Silence of the Lambs: Collector's Edition. And as always, Mr. Fuji's capsule reviews. |
| 79 | Movies: Sneak peeks at Ghost Rider, Norbit and Hannibal Rising. |
| 80 | Gear: We get our dirty mitts on the latest MP3 players, MP3 docks and TVs. |
| 81 | The Marine: John Cena's balls-to-the-wall action yarn reports for DVD duty. |
| INSIDER |
| 84 |
Between the Ropes: Ric Flair suffers a brutal beatdown, and Jeff Hardy regains the Intercontinental crown. |
| 87 |
The Sac: Locker room gossip. |
| 89 |
Tale of the Tape: Fascinating stats for the month of December. |
| 90 |
All Access: John Cena follows in Jared's footsteps; Arena Scout: Long Island's Nassau Coliseum. |
| 91 |
Fantasy Warfare: Little Bastard takes on Little Beaver. Weeee! |
| 92 |
Calendar: Discover when WWE is coming to your hometown. |
| 93 |
In This Very Ring: Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito; Beef of the Month: John Cena and Umaga lock horns. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Answer correctly and you might win Edge's hat. |
| 96 |
You Had to Be There: Big Show's spinetingling visit to the chiropractor. |