| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: Breaking down Orton and Carlito's donnybrook. |
| 12 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat; May We Speak to Gregory Helms, Please?: Meet the other
Greg Helms, an EPA official from Washington, D.C.; Amuse Us!: Victoria makes us laugh..at another Superstar's expense. |
| 14 |
WWE's Secret Video Vault: Company archivist Dan Piro leads us through WWE's vast tape library. |
| 15 |
Very Bad Santas: Naughty Christmas moments; From the Vault: Hogan steps into the cage. |
| 18 |
Are You Filled With XXX-Mas Spirit?: A Rated-R holiday libation; My Three Favorite Matches: Trevor's faves;
Fashion Red Alert: What's up with MVP's teal duds? |
| 19 |
Urban Legends: The truth behind the squeegee incident; Mock Covers: Mr. Money in the Tank?; Foley vs.
Foley: It's Mick vs. Mark. One's written many pages, one's written too many pages. Who will win? |
| 20 |
They Came With What?: Chris Benoit, now with leaf-blowing action! |
| 22 |
Moment of Impact: Big Show gets a cane, and it's not candy! |
| 24 |
Would You Buy This?: The spudly Undertater; Did You Buy This?: George's stuffed animal; Are You Buying
This?: Nice tats. |
| 26 |
Female Superstar of the Month: Your dream date awaits you. |
| 28 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, signs and mediocre fan art. |
| GRAPPLERS |
| 32 | Sylvester Terkay: throws young Japanese boys off bridges. |
| 34 | You Had to Be There: Chavo's run-in with Lynyrd Skynyrd. |
| 36 | Balls Mahoney: recalls singing in choir and partying with his harem. |
| 38 | Iron Sheik: explains his beef with the Hulkster and those curly shoes. |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 40 |
Cash For Questions: Lashley dominates our mailbag, and answers your inquiries. |
| 42 |
Under the Hood with Maria: Our resident car geek determines what's hot or not on the road. |
| 44 |
Ultimate WWE Merchandise Quiz: Remember that Adam Bomb T-shirt? You will. |
| 46 |
Divas Uncensored: A new round of questions, and a new round of Divas. |
| 50 |
Genius Advice: Tips from a girl who gave her number out on national TV. |
| SUPERSTAR GIFT GUIDE |
| 58 |
The Music Fanatic: Angus Young's signature guitar; Nirvana action figures and other stocking stuffers for
your favorite audiophile. |
| 60 |
The Rich Man: Got money to burn? Then you'll have no problem shelling out for a hi-def TiVo, fighter pilot lessons
or a $1,000 bottle of Scotch. |
| 64 |
The Smooth Criminal: A relatively inexpensive plasma, faux-vintage action figures and a $200 digital camera
for the budget-minded. |
| 66 |
The Weekend Warrior: Gear for the cold-blooded, including extreme ski kites and a pro-approved snowboard. Plus,
apres ski beanies! |
| 68 |
The Manly Man's Stuff: Hey, tough guy--get a load of this Rocky DVD box set and a lumberjack saw. |
| 71 |
The Big Kid: For the man-child in your life, might we recommend a semi-auto Nerf gun and full-size Golden Tee coin-op? |
| 74 |
The Home Improver: The newest George Foreman grill, professional-grade BBQ sauce and a cordless drill for Mr. Handy. |
| 76 |
The Plugged-In Man: Nerd-tastic widgets, including a Bluetooth watch and 3D gaming monitor. |
| 79 |
The Lady in Your Life: Upscale and downmarket gifts for her. |
| INSIDER |
| 82 |
Between the Ropes: Cena crashes SmackDown; the Divas go all-in during a rousing round of poker. |
| 83 |
The Sac: Locker room gossip. |
| 84 |
Beef of the Month: Jeff Hardy gets intercontinental with Johnny Nitro; Tale of the Tape: Fascinating stats
for the month of October. |
| 86 |
All Access: Behind the scenes at The Marine premiere; Arena Scout: Doin' it West Coast-style at L.A.'s STAPLES Center. |
| 87 |
Fantasy Warfare: The Highlanders take on the Bushwhackers. |
| 90 |
The Night the Title Changed Hands: When Lita ruined Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley's billion-dollar dreams;
They Said What? Quotables that actually made it on the air. |
| 92 |
What A Maneuver: Randy Orton's RKO; In This Very Ring: Matt Hardy vs. Gregory Helms. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Answer correctly and possibly win an autographed sign from the Iron Sheik. |
| 96 |
What It Feels Like: Our writer tastes the steel steps, courtesy of Big Vis. It ain't pretty, folks. |