| BRAWL |
| 10 |
By the Numbers: Breaking down Mr. Kennedy's tussle with Triple H. |
| 12 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: Man Mountain Rock; May We Speak to Vince McMahon, Please?: Meet the other Mr. McMahon,
a guidance counselor from the Garden State. |
| 13 |
Career Corner: We help Lita land a new job; Amuse Us!: The Miz makes us laugh...sort of; My Three
Favorite Matches: Piper's Picks. |
| 14 |
Urban Legend or Historical Fact?: Did Cowboy Watts tinkle on the heads of unsuspecting Georgians?;
Mock Covers: Gassy Freddie Blassie. |
| 15 |
Let There Be Tights: Wrestling in ye olden days. |
| 17 |
Armando Estrada vs. Erik Estrada: The CHiPs are down; From the Vault: Jericho's unification day; Who's
the Most Villainous? Poll results! |
| 18 |
Moment of Impact: Carlito has heart trouble. |
| 20 |
Would You Buy This?: The Melina bottle throttle; Did You Buy This?: For your sake, we sort of hope the
answer is "no"; Are You Buying This?: Four Deadmen to go, please. |
| 22 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, signs and so-so fan art. |
| GRAPPLERS |
| 26 | Shawn Michaels: comes clean about posing in the buff. |
| 28 | You Had to Be There: Tommy Dreamer bursts Terry Funk's bubble. |
| 30 | Mr. Kennedy: is embarassed by his own body art. |
| 32 | Jerry Lawler: likes 'em young. |
| 34 | Victoria: teaches us how to French-kiss. |
| 36 | CM Punk: wants to make Lady Jaye scream "Yoooo Joe!" |
| BIG NIGHT |
| 38 |
Feast and Furious: Gear to throw the ultimate WWE screening party. |
| 40 |
Vito's Pollo Italiano: His Father's secret recipe revealed. |
| 41 |
Superstar Eating Contest: Who can wolf down more jelly donuts, Trevor Murdoch or Big Vis? |
| KNOWLEDGE |
| 42 |
Cash For Questions: Sandman proves he's literate by scouring through our mailbag. |
| 44 |
Under the Hood with Maria: Introducing our factory-fresh car column, written by WWE's hottest auto geek. |
| 46 |
Ultimate Survivor Series Quiz: Can you survive? Or are you destined to become a Gooker? |
| 48 |
Divas Uncensored: Ever wonder if it's kosher to cheat with a celebrity? |
| 50 |
Genius Advice: Gregory Helms helps you smarten up. |
| FEATURES |
| 56 |
Edge: Uncensored. Uncouth. |
| 60 |
10 Ways to Shut Her Down, WWE-Style: Let the Superstars show you how. |
| 64 |
WWE Security's Greatest Hits!: Meet the badasses who watch the Superstars' backs. |
| REVIEWS |
| 68 | Holiday Gaming Blowout: Shelton Benjamin rounds up the season's latest next-gen games. |
| 76 | DVD and Movies: Mission: Impossible III, Family Guy Vol. 4 and Mr. Fuji's flick picks. |
| 78 | Music: Releases from Snoop Dogg, Incubus and an interview with New Found Glory guitarist Chad Gilbert. |
| 80 | Gear: Editors test out a cheap 720p projector, cheap nano alternative and really expensive tv remote. |
| 81 | Even More Reviews!: Civil War #5 and a website devoted to hotel bed jumping. |
| BODY SHOP |
| 82 |
Need A Spot?: Masters takes your chest from Haley Joel Osment to Incredible Hulk in four easy steps. |
| 84 |
How to Treat...Flesh-Eating Bacteria?: Ewwww. Just...ewwww. |
| INSIDER |
| 86 |
Between the Ropes: Vince's revenge; King Booker gets hardcore. |
| 87 |
The Sac: Backstage gossip. |
| 88 |
Beef of the Month: SmackDown's tag team turmoil; Tale of the Tape: Fascinating stats for the
month of September. |
| 89 |
Calendar: Discover when WWE is coming to your home town; Looking Ahead: Armageddon is upon us. |
| 90 |
All Access: Vito throws like a girl; Arena Scout: Inside Pittsburgh's Mellon Arena. |
| 91 |
Fantasy Warfare: Wendi Richter locks claws with Mickie James. |
| 92 |
The Night the Title Changed Hands: Iron Sheik proves Iran is number one; They Said What?
Quotables that actually made it on television. |
| 93 |
What A Maneuver!: Chris Masters' unbreakable Masterlock. |
| 94 |
Guess the Match: Answer correctly and possibly win Triple H's hammer. |
| 96 |
What It Feels Like: Our writer gets his twig and berries twisted. |