| BRAWL |
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| 12 |
By the Numbers: We break down HBK's elbow-dropping antics. |
| 13 |
Actual Size: Drinking milk from Andre the Giant's leg cast. |
| 14 |
From the Vault: Sports-entertainment, '90s style. Urban Legends: Macho Man once batted for the White Sox? |
| 15 |
Moment of Impact: What happens when a giant boot meets your throat? |
| 16 |
Oh No You Ditn't!: Check out Brutus's beefcakes! May We Speak to Chris Benoit, Please?: Meet the other
Chris Benoit, a chiropractor from Plattsburgh, NY. My Three Favorite Matches: Matt Hardy's top picks. |
| 18 |
What Were You Thinking?: John Cena shares his deep post-WrestleMania 21 thoughts. |
| 20 |
You Got the Mic: Your letters, arena signs and creepy fan art. |
| 22 |
Annoying Game-Day Accessories: Get ejected from the big event! |
| GRAPPLERS |
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| 24 | Randy Orton: discusses frozen excrement. |
| 26 | Gene Snitsky: gives Granny an oral pedicure. |
| 27 | Matt Striker: manhandles the mentally challenged. |
| 28 | Tommy Dreamer: suffers yet another concussion. |
| 30 | Carlito: scores some beachfront sushi and goes bowling. |
| 32 | Finlay: dines with a wee person. |
| 34 | Paul London: blasphemes. |
| 36 | "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan: goes shopping, then gets misty-eyed. |
| 38 | Trevor Murdoch: chews tobacco and urinates off his front porch. |
| BIG NIGHT |
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| 40 |
Feast and Furious: Products you need to throw the ultimate WWE screening party. |
| 42 |
Slammin' Oatmeal Raisin Cookies: Lashley's secret recipe. Melina's Hot-Pot Action: The WWE Diva celebrates fondue. |
| 44 |
Superstar Eating Contest: Snitsky takes on Trevor Murdoch in Round 2 of our Binge Bowl matchup. |
| THE KNOWLEDGE |
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| 46 |
Cash For Questions: Mr. Kennedy fields your eager queries. |
| 48 |
Genius Advice: Shelton Benjamin brings the wisdom. |
| 50 |
How To Do Everything: Open a beer anywhere; fight dirty. |
| 52 |
Divas Uncensored: Melina, Maria and Ashley sound off. |
| 54 |
The Ultimate Tag Team Quiz: Can you tell the Rockers from Tekno Team 2000? |
| FEATURES |
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| 56 |
Peasant-For-A-Day: King Booker abuses a willing manservant. |
| 62 |
The Trish Stratus All-Bets-Are-Off Questionnaire: The Diva answers our obnoxious questions, and promises not to slap us. |
| 66 |
Diary of a Female Fan: She's just like one of your buddies. Only she's a girl. And cute. |
| REVIEWS |
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| 72 | Games: First looks at Enemy Territory: Quake Wars; also, the greatest video game weapons of all time. |
| 75 | Music: New tracks from Stone Sour, the Roots, Outkast; also, Weird Al Yankovic makes peace with Coolio. |
| 76 | DVD and Movies: Star Wars Trilogy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-Disc Ultimate Edition, plus a preview of Jackass: Number Two. |
| 78 | Gadgets: Editors beat the hell out of a Toshiba Gigabeat S, Sony's Alpha 100 and the Belkin TuneTalk. |
| 79 | Even More Reviews!: Rocky action figures, the ultimate frat-boy DVD boxed set and a website featuring 1,000 music videos. |
| BODY SHOP |
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| 80 |
Need A Spot?: Kurt Angle delivers the definitive endurance workout. |
| 82 |
How to Treat a Broken Jaw: Beth Phoenix's sore mouth. |
| 84 |
Shaving Grace: Vito picks the best razors for guys (and girls). |
| INSIDER |
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| 86 |
Between the Ropes: A month's worth of action, featuring ECW's Philly return and the Spirit Squad's craptacular night. |
| 87 |
The Sac: Backstage gossip. |
| 88 |
All Access: Rey Mysterio makes a hit with the Cincinnati Reds. Arena Scout: The Hammerstein Ballroom, MSG's dorky little brother. |
| 89 |
Fantasy Warfare: Hide the fine china--Umaga hits the mat with George "The Animal" Steele. |
| 90 |
Beef of the Month: Batista is looking for some payback. Tale of the Tape: Just how many tables did we break this month? |
| 91 |
Casmo: Fool your girl into watching Raw and SmackDown. |
| 92 |
Guess the Match: Test your wrestling memory and win a prize. |
| 94 |
Calendar: See when WWE is coming to your area, and more. |
| 96 |
What It Feels Like: Edge turns our writer's chest into burger meat. |
