| CONTENTS |
| 10 |
What's in the Rated-R couch cushions? You'll be shocked! |
| 18 |
Vito "drags" us through his cheetah-themed Florida estate. |
| 20 |
People say Maria is a fast girl. People are right. |
| 24 |
It's never gonna heal if CM Punk doesn't stop picking at it. |
| 28 |
Chavo stops to smell the roses in sunny SoCal. Awww. |
| 32 |
The King of Kings barrels through pedestrian crosswalks. |
| 36 |
Learn to live like a Superstar before declaring bankruptcy. |
| 38 |
Torrie Wilson tans. We play the role of "creepy neighbor." |
| 46 |
Cap'n Big Show makes us polish his mizzenmast. |
| 52 |
JBL drinks 10 beers and spills his guts. |
| 54 |
Trevor Murdoch shares his fitness and hygiene secrets. |
| 64 |
Mick Foley fails to keep his hands and feet inside the car. |
| 65 |
You and two Divas? It's the ultimate Triple Threat match! |
| 72 |
Mickie James takes a revealing roll in the hay! |
| 78 |
Rey Mysterio unmasks his posh San Diego mansion. |
| 86 |
Ashley enters the dressing room. We swear we didn't peek. |
| 92 |
It's not a senior portrait. It's classic "hangin' with" moments. |
| 102 |
We publish the Superstars' private numbers! Sort of. |