| CONTENTS |
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| 10 |
5 Steps to Becoming a World-Class Butthole
Tired of being a good guy? Ready to turn on your friends? We show you how to betray those who trust you, WWE style. |
| 12 |
Hot to be a Villain
Ruin people's lives with a little help from John "Bradshaw" Layfield. |
| 14 |
The 51 Worst Offenders in WWE History
Counting down the most memorable Superstars to ever pull tights, gouge eyes or hide stuff in their jocks. Enjoy our
definitive rogue's gallery, and remember: It isn't cheating if the ref doesn't see it. |
| 58 |
You Could Win This Contraband!
What would you do for a prison jumpsuit signed by "Rowdy" Roddy Piper? |
| 60 |
The Bad Girls' Guide to Bad Boys
Lita breaks it down for all you timid young ladies out there. Listen and learn. |
| 64 |
Misbehavin' Media Stars
William Shatner, Casey Kasem, Orson Welles and other celebrity windbags sound off. |
| 72 |
Wicked Games
Unleash your evil aggressions in the comfort of your own rumpus room. |
| 74 |
Big-Screen Bullies
The most unforgettable jerks and ne'er-do-wells in cinematic history. Embrace the Dark Side. |
| 78 |
Wicked Soundtracks
Anthems that'll help you get in touch with your inner bad guy. |
| 80 |
Barely Legal Gadgets
Shock people like the Mountie. Make them puke like Papa Shango. We've got the gear. Are you bad enough to use it, punk? |
| 84 |
Everyday Scoundrels
You know them, you hate them: telemarketers, meter maids, personal-injury lawyers. We call up a few, and demand an
apology. |
| 88 |
History's Most Hated
From Judas and Benedict Arnold to Paris Hilton and Ben Affleck--we list the most evil folks through the ages. |
| 94 |
Ultimate Bad-Dudes Quiz
How well do you know your villainy? Step up and test your knowledge of all things offensive. |
| 100 |
The Evidence
We've got the foreign objects that could help put Triple H, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and Terry Funk away for the rest of
their natural lives. |
| 102 |
By the Numbers
For those of you who have ever wondered just how much Sunny Delight the Iron Sheik can chug in a single afternoon,
go directly to the back page. |
